I am DEEPLY shocked to announce the divorce of Kim Kardashian and basketball star, Kris Humphries. The pair split after just seventy two days. Yes, SEVENTY TWO DAYS. I have had showers that lasted longer than that marriage.
I would also like to judge the fact that the wedding itself reportedly cost about TEN MILLION DOLLARS. What could she possibly have done to spend that much money? Well, Aaron and I have discussed it, and there is only one plausible explanation:
Kimmy K. and Krissy H. must've paid for ALL their guest's weddings in return for their attendance. Makes sense. TONS of sense.
That being said, this scandal has gotten me thinking about how easy divorce is these days.
I can't help but wonder if the addition of "irreconcilable differences" as a reason for a failed marriage has made things too simple. In the olden days, couples had no choice but to work on their relationships.
It saddens me to see how individuals treat marriages as simple courtships. To some, it is easier to bail and start over than to actually solve work hard at solving problems.
All I know, is that America's rising divorce statistics have me terrified. The white picket fence has never looked so crooked.
'Till death do us part,
Nesh <3
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